I figured I could avoid actually writing the first post by posting up some photos instead, by way of an introduction. A few minor difficulties, however.
1: have lost camera.
2: can’t work phone camera very well.
3: bluetooth phone, no bluetooth receiver.
This means you’ll have to take my word for it that there was cake, and that I didn’t eat it all myself (there’s time for that later). Until then, my friends, I leave you with this little gem:

I don’t know what it is, but you can’t possibly be disappointed.